D'ye want GCSEs wi' that?

Not only are our young people slabbing out on fast food till their ears pop, we're handing out academic qualifications like there's no tomorrow. Just take the BBC website report featuring a pic of three young lasses whooping it on up after scoring multiple top marks in their GCSEs. Not one week ago, the site showed these very same girlies in exactly the same pose after getting mega-top exclusive-like results from their A-levels. Just what do you have to do to fail these days?

Very off-topic for me, this. Normal service will be resumed as soon as I get down off the ceiling.