The GFA's been signed ...
... get out of jail free.
Oh joy. There's to be a new Belfast edition of the famous board game Monopoly.
Like other special editions in recent years, it'll have local place names, but this time interestingly they're going to include special Northern Irish banknotes (funny, I wondered where they all went, obviously they were stolen by the Irish Recycling Authority).
Suits from Monopoly HQ will be canvassing public opinion in the city on what placenames to include. Obvious candidates there, but what about the Chance cards? I have a few ideas.
Community Chest: You get stuck in a revolving door at Stormont. Go back to Castlereagh.
Chance: You get a job with the Shoukri brothers. Collect 200 pounds from each player.