Friday, February 10, 2006

Things that never happen in Garvary - Part 1

Here's a new Friday feature. You see, life's different in Garvary - peopled by solid, country folk in Co. Fermanagh for whom Enniskillen's just too pacey.
An Argentinian couple have been arrested for having sex opposite a mayor's office in broad daylight.
The man and woman, in their mid-30s, stripped completely naked to have sex on a bench by the Nahuel Huapi river in Bariloche. And when police officers arrived to arrest them, they demanded to be allowed to finish what they were doing.
A crowd gathered and cheered the couple on. Afterwards, the woman told police she had always fantasised about having sex outside the mayor's office while politicians were working inside.
(Politicians working? Don't get me started.)


At 9:12 p.m., Anonymous Parnell said...

Nothing offensive with that. It happens all the time but if the mayor had off insisted in doing the good deeed----Yeeeeuuuuugghh!

At 7:31 p.m., Anonymous Aileen said...


as one of those "solid country folk", I have to tell you, Enniskillen has bee moving out to us and has arrived.

I'm sure that the crossroads up the hill has been the scene of hreat excitement in it's time.

What is your connection with Garvary?

At 8:40 p.m., Anonymous Aileen said...

.....and "Part 1". Are you planning a series. You realise that you are setting us a challange!

At 6:32 p.m., Blogger B.U. said...

Aileen, no connection with Garvary, other than my Dad's best friend lived there. Would have chosen Ballinamallard or Coa, but I wanted to be even-handed :-) BU.

At 7:28 p.m., Anonymous Aileen said...

I've been spreading the word and I think that someone ought to post a guard outside the church hall durinf Select Vesrty meetings just in case there is any copycat activity ;o)


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